Why wont u answer this ques? i need help!!?

well get to long flat spatulas and heat them , put little oil in your hair and slowly press and glide your hair through the flat spatulas, and once straight enough glide one more time, spaying hair spray list a little to help the humidity from curling it again, if a flat iron is not available. you need pressure to make anything straight . im not sure if this would work, but if i was stuck on an island and had the mentioned items, this is what i would to to attract random fishermen!!!